Wednesday, September 5, 2012

School makes you smarter

So obviously those of us that go to BYU go for the amazing academic education. BYU is a school where we can have the best of the best.  we not only get a great education when it comes to math, english, and science but we get religion as well.  its a place for academic AND spiritual growth. but today this is what i learned....
i first learned that just becuase the attractive man sitting next to you doesn't have a ring on does not mean he is't married. that was awkaward. WEAR A RING!
then i learned that Joseph Smith ripped it?? yeah ripped what? dont worry i am still trying to figure that one out too.
i learned that some freshman boys go on dates not because they like the girl or even because they think she it cute they go on dates simply to tell their friends they have a date.
i learned that this video is a metaphor for the rest of my life as a special education teacher. collaboration people! (watch it! its a goodie)
vienna vegtable orchestra. enough said.
i did learn some statistical terms(something somewhat productive right)
i learned that a group of mice is called a mischief, that a group of jellyfish is called a smack, and a group of finches is called a charm.
i also learned that at the BYU bookstore candy counter you can get goldfish for like two thousand times cheeper than anywhere else. i got this whole back for $0.78!!! WHAT???
(it doesnt look like a lot but i promise you it was! almost as much as is in one of those packages!)
please don't get the wrong idea though i promise BYU actually gives students a great education and most days it's all about applied behavior analysis, and how to give a proper assessment. today was just one of those day.

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